Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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