why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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