have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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