I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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