Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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