Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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