So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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