Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
