It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Drake has all the answers
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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