He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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