Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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