nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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