I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Randomize
