Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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