I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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