I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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