doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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