marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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