every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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