Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
