can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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