its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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