And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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