We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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