I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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