Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
