JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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