fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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