I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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