love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
