i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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