everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
How external is "for external use only"?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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