I seem to have left my pride at pride
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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