At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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