kristin has been a bad kristin
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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