I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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