He kissed a someone with a penis
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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