Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
