You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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