after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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