The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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