Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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