She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it's great music for shaving your balls
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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