I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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