1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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