Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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