Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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