Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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