Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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