UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
